Donn

I don't ask questions I just accept the way he is.

Donn

Is Old Knudsen the only one that has them der dreams? If its Donn then how cum it feels so good?

Donn

If you do not have Donn in yer heart then yer heart must be cold and black.

Knock and it shall be opened, ask and you'll get what you pay for. If you go on strike then turn the other cheek and so it is written.

Donn

And so it is written that he who so therefore shall lay with the swine shall make personalised bacon and he shall me crispy and blessed.

Donn

A true friend to animals Donn delights in the marvel of nature and so never goes hungry.

Donn

While in India helping the starving orphaned puppies Donn saw a lower caste man cleaning out a blocked sewer. Donn noticed a piece of rice on the man's face and shouted, "NNNOOOOO! you must wait an hour after eating" The man who was a 3rd world savage could not speak English so paid no heed.

Suddenly he had stomach cramps and sunk to the bottom. Donn who was wearing an expensive t-shirt dived in without thought to his apparel. He searched for the man finally finding him but he could not get out.

Using his enlarged brain he stood on the man and emerged from the sewer. He may not have saved the man but it was the thought that counted and we loved him more for it.

Donn

My aim is sure
Love is the cure
Bromance in bloom
In a torture room
A hairy chin
Is our love a sin
I'll get yer confession
Then we'll have a session......................